OH MY GOD!!!!111!!1!1oneoneonee!!!111!11

OMG LOL ROFL N00BH4XXORZ FFS!!

I am a nerd. I like to play computergames. I.. aaw fuck it.

My arm is itching like threehundred zombiehamsters are chewing on it.. but It's really fourhundred zombiehamsters.

Let's take a couple of minutes and spend on zombiehamsters.
This is THE story about zombiehamsters:

Once upon a time there was a regular hamster named Ove. When Ove was about to go to the top of the Hell-mountain he found a bag. This bag sucked so he threw it away. But when he finally, after about 312 years reached the top he found a dead man. (The mans name was Ove2)
The only problem was.. HE WASN'T DEAD!!! OMG!!!11!!1!11.. damn. And back to the story..

Ove2 was bleeding from the eyes, ears, mouth and ass. When Ove asked him what happened he said.. ZOOOOOMBIEES!!! Ove laughed and kicked him in the stomac and ate the rest of him.

Ove was now wondering around on the top of the mountain. He was mad as hell because Ove2 was small and skinny so there weren't much food on him.

The years went past and Ove got older and older.. the year were now 1998, and when Ove first reached the top it was 1999, so Ove had been there for about 66 years. Ove is now thirteen years old.

Ove became sick and tired of just wondering around on the mountain so he climed back down. When he finally after 10 seconds got down (he jumped) he saw a man, just walking around in circles. Ove asked him what was wrong..and before Ove could react this man (Ove3) bit him in the lip. Ove was like.. WTF M8!?
Ove3 just ran away laughing and Ove was still like WTF M8!?

After an hour or so Ove was turned.. TO THE DARK SIDE!!! MWUHHAHA!! ZOMBIE!!

Ove was now like.. fuck.

THE END!