Well..

I like to fuck around. Well, not _fuck_ around. Like one boy and one girl fuck. I mean.. just like playin' around and do stupid fucking things. Like.. say fuck as many times as possible when I write my weblog in english, when I should write it in like
old-fashion Hebrew or german, or maybe even in Swedish (I'm from Sweden). FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKERS!!

This feels so pointless, I don't know why I do it actually. Maybe I like to write meaningless stuff in german. But it's not in german.. it's in swedish.. SWEDISH!! FUCKING SWEDISH I SAYD! No, just fucking with you.. It is in english, believe it or not.

Well.. today I've been eating a sandwich with liver pâté*. But it wasn't with liver pâté*, it was nerdbutter*. I like nerdbutter*. And I like to write stars after pointless "hard-to-understand" words.

And today I finally got my first tatoo. It's nice. It says "Life is peachy" on my forearm. It rules.

I will now write som crap in swedish:
Hej, jag tycker om messmör. Messmör är gott. Speciellt på smörgås. Som en gås med smör på. SmörGÅS! Fattar du? Mwuhah! Nej seriöst.. jag suger.. och lagge har gömt sig. Han svarar inte på Skype längre. Jag gillar Skype.. men ibland inte.

Translation from english to swedish:
1* liver pâté = leverpastej
2* nerdbutter = messmör


JAG HAR EN KATT!!!

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